im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
A+ Viking dick
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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