Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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