hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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