Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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