Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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