new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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