He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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