Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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