How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize