Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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