talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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