A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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