Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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