I'd wear matching sweaters with you
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
