So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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