His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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