ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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