YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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