theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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