Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
