Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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