You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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