Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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