My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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