Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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