She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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