I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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