He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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