You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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