We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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