thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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