Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize