Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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