I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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