I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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