just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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