dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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