You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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