She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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