Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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