Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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