I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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