So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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