so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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