That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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