So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Randomize
