That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
do nipples grow back?
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