Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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