Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
The power of my boobs compel you
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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