I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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