How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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