Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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