Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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