i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
that is very illegal...i love you.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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